Just going to lay this one out there so that you may collapse in awe.
The security guard in my building ripped the worst fart in recorded history just before I came into the atrium today.
I think he left his desk and stood in the entry way to release his liquid feces because it was stifling in there.
When I opened the second set of doors expecting some relief I found that the lobby was only marginally less repulsive.
The sulfurous stench is probably an excellent facsimile of the odor of hell.
It even stank in the elevator.
When I got out on my floor, I went to the pissoir, and when I came back our elevator landing still smelled like shit.
I think I'm going to buy this guy a beer because that was a once in a lifetime fart he decided to share with me.
He's set the bar so high there's angels sitting on it.
I pretty much have to one up this guy right?
Unfortunately for him, The Baron's farts have killed laboratory horses under controlled conditions.
Game on security farter, game on.
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