The Baron's amendment to the health care bill passed unnoticed last night!
Amendment 3603 or "Peak a Boo Growler Surprise Day" snuck into the legislation and was passed by a vote of 219-212.
PBGS day festivities will include:
"Mandatory thong wearage for all comely lasses of legal age"
"Periodic pick up the sheet of notebook paper from in front of The Baron's throne ceremonies"
and "190 million dollars to support The Baron's healthy appetite for fine, ballroom dancing shoes."
Yeah, you read that last one right.
The Baron has a soft spot for ballroom dancing.......
Nah! Just kidding. The 190 million dollars is to resurrect the Second Bass Mobile and turn it into a time machine that runs on garbage...also it can fly.
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