The Baron is Swamped Fan Art

The Baron is mired in the worst kind of work today....the kind he can't pawn off on some lowly minion.

As such he would like to post some fan art for y'all.

While the submitter did not draw either of these The Baron feels sure that his heart was in the right place and that he was sufficiently humble to The Baron.

This first one touches The Baron in a place that is normally off limits to everyone but The Baroness (when she's really drunk or has grievously wronged The Baron) and the few hundred thousand or so Asian women that The Baron deems attractive enough to pleasure him.


For those of you who don't know, this happy character is Vegeta. He relishes beating up on fools in as insulting a manner as possible with plenty of taunting and deception. As bad ass as this character is, he would be overawed by The Baron and would likely shit his pants in outright terror. Thus it is appropriate that he seems terrified by the Baron and his ponderous wang. On to the caption!

There's really nothing wrong with that sentence. Finally someone is giving The Baron the credit he is due. The Baron's power is indeed immense as many of you serfs well know. In addition, he takes obscene delight in trampling the insolent beneath his iron boots and many a would be hero has met his end in the Rapeosaur Labyrinth. The simile is also rather keen, although, The Baron's penis is typically more immense than his power level (except after swimming in the ocean, then it's only tremendous).

On to the next submission:



Ah yes, The Baron has echoed this sentiment during many an imposed group project. He would rather perform oral sex on a donkey than be forced to cooperate with a group of sac-titted nincompoops or participate in a role playing exercise (The Baron always plays the role of the guy who refuses to join in, says he has to use the restroom and never comes back).

Also, Serpentor is an unrivaled tyrant. He managed to wrestle control of C.O.B.R.A. from Cobra Commander mere minutes after he was born (from a tube containing electricity and equal parts the DNA of Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Attila the Hun, Phillip II of Macedon, Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler, Hannibal, Ghengis Khan, Rasputin and nearly the immortal Sergent Slaughter!!!). In addition Serpentor has multiple personalities and an incredibly cruel mind, just like The Baron. This submission is thus highly appropriate.

Now The Baron must return to work. You are to continue making fan art submissions for him. THIS HE COMMANDS!!!