2 Words You Can't Say Without Sounding Like an Asshole

It's time again to enter The Baron's vocabulary rodeo, this time to talk about 2 of the most irritating words in the english language. These are foul strings of letters which when uttered aloud are punishable by a swift kick to the pussy / hog.

Juxtaposition:

User : A filthy hippy with long greasy hair and a tangled beard. May be wearing a poncho. Often encountered in english or creative writing classes.

Alternate user: A hipster douchebag with mac glasses who won't even look up from his apple product to respond to questions such as "what the fuck is wrong with you" and "Do you realize you look like a cock in a sock?"

Dictionary definition: Something about the superimposition of two things. E.g the concepts might be fucking.

Who the fuck does this word think it is? It looks stupid, it sounds stupid, it makes people sound stupid when they say it. If you were to supplicate yourself before The Baron on his flying zepplin fortress and tell him that his shipping crate full of asian supermodels had arrived on the same day as his rocket-hovercraft and said it was a juxtaposition of sexiness and awesomeness, he would bone all the women, ride the hovercraft around for a few hours and then come to your house and kill you with a devastating backhand.

The word should be changed to : Fuxtaphallition


Rococo:

User: a fat disgusting mess of a history teacher.

Alternate user: again, hipsters. What is it about hipsters that everything they do enrages The Baron in a sureal fuxtaphallition of white hot malice and bitter contempt?

Dictionary Definition: Really fucking stupid looking artwork or architecture or some other type of shit from one of the supremely boring periods of European history.

People who use this word sound like gibbering retards. Why the fuck are there all those "O" sounds in there? Did they intentionally make the word ridiculous sounding? The Baron dares you to say this word to one of your non-hipster friends. Go ahead and try it....They'll murder you where you stand though.....

The word should be changed to : Baroque-plus, you don't even know what you're getting with rococo.