Feast your eyes on that!
What a story! The Baron is predicting with 100% certainty that this will be one of the banner articles on the evening news tonite and with good cause!
Where the hell were these naked, young lady teachers when The Baron was in high school? As he recalls it was all dowdy old fat dudes with gout and gross sows who had to roophie men to get laid.
Lamentations aside, The Baron has selected a few golden quotes from this article that read like a letter to Penthouse and that he cannot believe made it into a serious publication.
"Now you guys wished we installed cameras in our classrooms after all hmm?" wrote one student.
This kid is a fucking hero. While The Baron doesn't approve of the hmm (it's superfluous as "after all" implies the same thing) the quotee is a high school student after all hmm?
"She dressed like a teenage girl....you could see that she was the type of person who would flirt."
HAHAHAHA. Now that's some grade A character assassination. The Baron likes how this guy used the same justification a rapist would. Come to think of it, they better watch out for that guy, working at a high school with all sorts of vulnerable coeds.
"She's pretty" said one 17 year old who took French with her "Mrs. Brito was good looking, Oh Yeah!"
Wow, another latter day saint. This kid is either the man, or a big, fat sketchy mess with a porn addiction. The Baron, nonetheless, has awarded him 10 points extra credit for the "Oh yeah!"
"She usually dresses elegant, looks smart" he said "and she was friendly, not flirty, just friendly"
Well, well well "he" if that is your real name, The Baron can see right through your defense of the hot lady teacher. To the uneducated eye this might simply appear to be an honest appraisal by a good student, a dork if you will. However, The Baron's years of investigative experience, especially in matters concerning lady teachers boning things, has led him to an alternate and undoubtedly correct explanation. This kid is so eager to defend the nubile Mrs.Brito because she's fucking his brains out. That is really the only explanation. At the moment he's feeling both hurt and intrigued. He's wondering how he can parlay this latest news into a Grammar School Sex Rodeo with his weiner the focal point of a pair of bicurious professorettes. Play your cards right son and you could be a legend in the
What a marvelous day!
P.s. The Baron apologizes for no comic this week. Has been hectic at the blimp factory.
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