What a Glorious Morning! Saab is Going out of Business!!

Good day to you all on this splenderific morning on the happiest little rock ball in the swankiest part of the classiest galaxy in the universe!

Why all the good cheer you ask? Isn't The Baron normally disgruntled, crass and furious? Why yes, yes he is.

But today a miracle happened. One wish in a list of thousands that The Baron demands god, satan or the colossal earth turtle grant him each day has come to pass!

Saab is going out of business!!! These rolling shit boxes have been offending The Baron's sensibilities (Blurgh!) for nigh on 27 years and in the glorious annum of 2009 they will be swept from the earth forever!!

The feeling, oh the feeling this wonderful news causes in the cockles of The Baron's balls! The Baron is 13 again, poking around AOL chat rooms and for the first time discovering the weirdos, scumbags and future felons would send him pornography for a song. Oh the joy, oh the preposterous felicity rubbing itself across The Baron's face like a pert set of hooters.

Now The Baron would like to lead his massive audience (which pushes upwards of 7 people on a good day!) in a collective, derisive laugh at the expense of anyone who was stupid enough to buy a saab. HAHA!!!

And, if you happen to own one of those boot-mobiles, The Baron would like to offer two condolences, the first for making a retarded large ticket purchase and the second because your "vehicle" has just lost half of it's resale value.

What a festive and magical season!!