Infuriating Video Game Bosses in History: Ninja Gaiden, that Fucker with the Cleaver

The Baron just had to steady his nerves with 8 beers to even think about the original Ninja Gaiden video game on Nintendo.

So many bad memories, so many humiliations, so many digital penetrations (digital as in computers, not fingers you sick asshole!).

Ninja Gaiden remains one of the most difficult video games of all time. In fact The Baron thinks it should have been named "I thought Ninja were supposed to be deadlier than this Gaiden".

Most of the game is spent getting killed by random thugs, dogs and birds. That's right, fucking birds!!

But who is The Baron kidding, you've never even gotten past the first level because of this assmaster.That cleaver fucker is apparently a bartender of some kind and also a huge sack of monkey shit. Apparently all you have to do to kill him is jump over and stab him in the back, but let's be serious, when we played this game we were little shithead kids and we had too much honor / too little cognitive ability to knife a fool in the back.

The Baron actually broke a controller upon being finger banged by this boss for the hundredth time in a single sitting. Well, you know what cleaver guy? Go fuck yourself!! You're still stuck in 1986 when the music was awesome, the babes had afros of pubes and everyone had a ton of money and drugs......

Hey! Wait a second........that sounds pretty awesome. DAMN YOU CLEAVER GUY!!