Anonymous asks:
Is a warrior pimp a whorelord?
The Baron often struggles with this exact question when ordering a new set of business cards:
Ninja Sexmesiter of Ninja Sex Master?
4 Time Defending Growler Rending Champion or Official Hooter Consistency Judge?
There's only so much space on a card and although The Baron is many things to many women, he must choose a concise way to inform others both of his might and of his sexual prowess.
This email has solved that dilemma, at least for the upcoming quarter. The Baron will go for an ultra simplistic and elegant set of embossed Egyptian cotton cards:
The Baron
Whorelord
Available weeknights to exorcise/exercise vaginae.
Thank you anonymous writer.
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