A man, a heinous, hilarious man has been found guilty of groping Minnie Mouse.
Upon hearing the verdict the man glanced nervously over his shoulder to the cold, impassive eyes of her husband, Mickey.
Mr. Mouse was seen to make a throat slash gesture to the defendant and then began ranting "I'll kill the F***er! I'll kill his dog!"
Mickey was bodily removed by bailiffs and later charged with contempt of court.
The Baron can only imagine what is going to happen to this poor fucker. Mickey and the Magic Kingdom Ballers (MKBFFMKB!) will bide their time, but eventually he's going to end up face down in Pirates of the Caribbean, bouncing off the bows of those stinky, fake boats.http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-disney-groped-minnie-mouse-081009,0,4837059.story
Although it would have cost him boku Disney Dollars, he should have settled out of court.
ReplyDeleteIt probably would have cost him a fat stack of Walts, but better than getting curb stomped by Goofy.
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