The Baron's Trademark Phrase and the Scourge of The Baroness

So over the weekend, The Baron got a call. A call which would change his life. The chap in question commented that The Baron says assmaster so often that he's probably in the top ten google hits for that particular word.

Earlier in the same day The Baroness, haughtily remarked that The Baron uses the word assmaster too much and that he should let the creative profanity for which he is known by friends shine through.

The Baron realized instantly that this was the first time his lady had ever encouraged him to be more vulgar. However, The Baron also realized that there must be an epithet of his that is original enough to be in the top ten on a google search.

Strangely, and disappointingly, The Baron does not even crack the top 100 for assmaster. Evidently, this word is more popular than The Baron originally conceived.

Naturally, The Baron could not rest until he discovered a word that was used in this blog which would at least break the top ten on a google search.

Strangely enough that word is "sacktits". Search for "sacktits" (the parentheses are necessary to indicate that it is non-hyphenated single word with no spaces) and The Baron's Yell Box is the number 4 search item.

Some bullshit youtube video called s4cktits McGee (misspelled on purpose so as not to give them more hits) holds the three top spots.

I think you, the reading audience, can see what needs to be done. Either The Baron needs to wrest assmaster from the filthy claws of assmasters, or he needs to scour his filthy brain for a word so profane and so unusual that no one will dare use it except The Baron.