Friday, September 18, 2009

For New Readers

The Baron has noticed a sharp uptick in page views in the last few weeks from new IP addresses. He assumes that the google is responsible and would like to go over a few talking points.

The Baron feels it is prudent to inform new readers of The Baron's Mailbag.

Simply send an email to TheBaronsBox@gmail.com and he will respond in post form.

Obviously The Baron will not post email addresses because that would be frog-fuckingly stupid and he doesn't care enough about you to not land his zepplin on your house while you sleep.

Furthermore, The Baron has a rather regular posting schedule of Monday-Thurs and rarely Fridays. There is typically one Baron Comic per week except when The Baron is too busy satisfying hoards upon hoards of just 18 models who follow him around like a tit-tacular army.

If you don't approve of the following words, you should probably seek your entertainment elsewhere:

Assmaster, cockmaster, dickmaster, shit-dick, dicktard, shit-fuck, fucktard, sack-tits, growler, growlers, vaginae, tit-tacular, shit-fuckingly, dick-bitingly, fisting, fister, ass-fistingly, anus, chocolate star fish, shit, poop, trouser-pizza, trouser-baguette, boner-biter, pickle-sniffer, balls, sack, sackmaster, spencer-prattingly, spencer-prattish, stupid-spencer-pratt-dildo-faced-puppy-raper....&c.

Enjoy.



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