The Baron's Spam Email Translation Files

Girls gobble cock because they look so good doing it

analogous ah
more! ]] Watch to Heute morgen liked Spielberg
http://girlloveanimal.com


This is a pretty good one.

The email starts off with a fact, nay a universal constant:

GGCBTLSGDI = 5.67892 X 10E6 = TBWA = The Baron's Weiner Axiom.

It then moves on to say : "Analogous ah more! ]]."

Which indicates that The Count from sesame street is in fact the author.

He means: "The TBWA is analogous to this site but there's more!"

The double bracket is a valiant attempt to draw a buttocks using only a standard QWERTY keyboard so he's also saying that there is going to be ass as well as proof of the TBWA.

"Watch to Heute Morgan liked Spielberg" is rather confusing and is intended as a riddle. If you look up what a Heute Morgan you find that it is in fact a piece of shit car in a vulnerable situation and working for great director.

This indicates that in addition to the TBWA and crude pixelated asses, their will also be mechanophilia.

Finally the address is provided as : girloveanimal.com which ties the whole enticing affair together and reveals the mystery of this spam.

For you see the clues point to only one conclusion, this site is dedicated to girls blowing robot animals.

If The Baron had a nickel for every time he discovered a robot animal oral fetishist site, he'd have a really sticky pile of nickels.

Enjoy!