Tuesday, September 15, 2009

RIP Dalton

Wow, what can The Baron even say.

The Baron was pretty sure that only god could kill off Dalton (most likely in a throw down bar fight with plenty of broken stools). But I guess he's been proven wrong.

You know what pancreatic cancer? You're a pussy and an assmaster of the highest degree. If you had an ass Dalton would be kicking it right now.

So savor your victory you pansy assed dicktard because there's no way death can keep The Swayze down. Any day now he'll be back and he's going to cram his size twelve angel boots so far up your shriveled cancerous growler that you'll be tasting cloud dust.

If there's one thing Dalton taught us it's that "Pain don't hurt."

Well, The Baron would like to amend that aphorism to apply to the current situation, namely:

"Death don't kill"

See you soon zombie Dalton , that is unless you've already ousted god and taken his place....

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