Bwahahahahahhaha!!!
That's how hard The Baron would have laughed at the above mentioned news story if it wasn't for two key factors.
1) Despite the fact that SP was arrested for attempted attempted murder she will literally face no consequences for her actions. The Baron would be surprised if the police didn't start killing all the eyewitnesses who saw her being detained so that they can later deny it ever happened. The Baron is also offended that they used the word "star". People who "act" on "The Hills" are not the stars of anything, they are duchetards and duchetardettes, nothing more.
2) Dear old Steph was not arrested for a DUI.........she was arrested for Spontaneous Vaginal Singularity Formation (SVSF). This highly dangerous condition occurs when a young, airheaded meatpile become so convinced of her/his own superiority that they launch a vicious tirade of tweets at such a tremendous density that they initiate a black hole in their cavernous snooters/buttholes. This causes a dangerous situation requiring the quarantining of the affected dick-bag/bagette. Basically, the police were forced to isolate Ms.Pratt and cram desk chairs, basketballs and perhaps coffee tables into her gaping void to try and satiate her voracious hole.
It's only a matter of time before her brother, Satan Pratt develops a world ending SVSF and pulls everyone, including himself, deep inside his tremendous anus.
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