The NCAA Can Cut The Shit!

The Baron is sick and tired of these fucking commercials the NCAA puts on during college football and basketball games.

You know the ones The Baron is talking about the:

"I'm an athlete and blah, blah blah, I have a retarded name like Hope Solo or Squirty Tits Flaherty but I'm a student first blah blah blah."

"The NCAA would like to point out that college classes for D1 athletes are not a joke and every bit as rigorous as every other student's curriculum at NCAA schools."

Well it's time for the NCAA to cut the fucking shit because no one is buying their cum soaked lies.

First of all, let's read into where the decide to place these ads. During college football and basketball games and at almost no other time. And why might you ask would we, the viewing public be suspicious of the fact that every player on both of these teams, at schools known for sports and nothing else, is an honor student, or a straight A student, even though they spend 12 hours a day practicing?

My, oh my NCAA that must mean you're thinking exactly what The Baron is thinking, that a football player cannot be at a near NFL level of mastery and still have the time to take real classes. Try watching an interview with one of these so called students and you will hear 4 syllable words, words that aren't words like "sticktoitiveness" and grammar that would embarrass a 2nd grader.

So you know what NCAA? Cut the fucking shit. We know these athletes are coddled and given joke classes like the history of jazz and communications so that they can keep on playing college sports. Don't think for one minute that The Baron is fooled. These are professional athletes bringing millions of dollars into the school's coffers, the only difference is that you're not paying them.

Quite a scheme NCAA, quite a scheme....