The Baron would like to be serious for a moment. Please remove your hats and stop masturbating for a few minutes (really just slow it down to a maintenance speed until The Baron is done).
The most egregious raping of human liberty in the history of the world is taking place in Australia as we speak.
The Baron doesn't even know if he can get through this.......ok, here we go:
Racing Fans "Limited" to 24 Beers a Day.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE59558U20091006?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69
Good lord, The Baron just vomited all over his crotch. The injustice, the humiliation! How could a benevolent god ever allow this travesty to occur?
And what's with those quotes around limited? Do you think this is a fucking joke rueters!? Well I don't hear anyone laughing......DO YOU!!!!!????
As any person who has ever been to an automobile race knows, heroic alcohol consumption is as important as the tires, or the gas, or the ruthlessly effective advertising. You can't have a NASCAR race without 90,000 drunken fans flashing their tits and fighting each other in sprawling gravel parking lots any more than you can have a robot handjob without copious 30 weight oil.
The Baron has just crossed that ridiculous southern continent off of his "remember to spare (if not too drunk or lazy) list"
What happened to you Australia? You used to be cool.
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