Why does no one seem to notice how much the Beastie Boys suck? The Baron has been wondering about this for a number of years and just can't seem to decipher the mystery.
Firstly, allow The Baron to explain why they blow 6-foot long whale dick. It's actually a very concise argument. Well gentle reader, The Baron hates The BB because all of their songs are exactly the same!
For example:
First one of us says something, then we all say something.
Then another one of us says something then we all say something.
Doth a third person says something, then we all say something.
repeat at least 3 times.
The Baron has even written a short expression which describes how this god awful ear-smegma is created in the first place:
Let n = a member of the BB
For n = 1-4
Singer = nw
Chorus = nx+ny+nz
Next n
loop.
That may have been the most boring thing The Baron has ever posted on his glorious thousand year blog. And that, dear readers, should tell you something.
The Beastie Boys are boring, uncreative sacks of shit and their songs could just have easily been written by bunch of rats tied to a keyboard.
Pray that Lord Chesney will show no mercy to these talentless hacks.
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