The Baron and the Mystery of the Overtopped Urinal

The Baron wishes to report an event as mysterious as it is impressive. Some being managed to place several drops of urine............NEATLY ON TOP OF THE URINAL!Now to ladies, this may not sound too impressive, but understand that this is not as easy as simply wrestling one's massive schlong into a vertical orientation.

For you see, if the mystery pisser had altered trajectory mid piss, there would be streaks on the wall and a hell of a lot more than 5 perfect drops on top of the pissoir.

Alternatively, if pissman had waited until he was nearly empty, the pressure would have been inadequate to deposit said droplets. This leaves 4 options, each more terrifying than the last.

1) The perp waited until his weiner was nearly empty than spastically shook it, throwing a few droplets to the top of the urinal. This seems both dangerous and tactically difficult and so has been deemed unlikely.

2) The pissmaster wizzed in a cup and used an eye dropper to place the liquid orbs. This also seems unlikely, unless he intended to baffle the pissing public, e.g. Feats of Micturation as public art.

3) The villain from Inner Space somehow survived his injuries within Martin Short, traveled to The Baron's rest room, and pissed on top of the urinal with his miniature dong. This theory seems plausible as The Baron loved that movie.

4) A supernatural creature, a God or Demigod (perhaps Bacchus, the God of Getting Shithoused) used his/ her / its powers to somehow piss lightly on top of the urinal. If The Baron was a betting man, he would place his Zepplin, Asian harem, and heavily thumbed, signed picture of Rachel McAdams on the line in favor of this option.