Ha! What did The Baron tell you? The organic food craze is nothing but more corporate bullshit. A study released this week concerning the eating habits of thousands of consumers over 50 years has found that organic food is no healthier than the regular baby seal-raping kind.
What's that hipster? Are you confused and frustrated? What will you buy now to prove you're morally superior to The Baron? A mac book made out of orphan's smiles?
HAHAHAHAHA!
For those of you who didn't see this coming let The Baron explain to you the difference between organic and regular food:
One employs the latest farming technology in a manner which optimizes the food production per acre of arable land distilling millennia of agricultural experience into a sustainable, ever evolving system to feed the world's population.
The other uses pre-victorian cultivation techniques to yield roughly 1/3rd of the crops on twice the amount of land. The farmers then add extra nutrition in the form of a 300% surcharge and send it off to whole foods. Oh yeah, and every day at noon they march 50 Somalians into the barn and slap the crap out of them with food they will then throw away in front of them.
See if you can guess which one is which.
Oh yeah, and organic farming can't come close to feeding the world's population. It's just a horseshit marketing campaign.
The Baron really doesn't know how hippies are going to deal with this... The Baron on the other hand is going to grill up a whale steak tonight to celebrate his victory.
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