Friday, July 24, 2009

Spam email translation: Lustful whores farm adventures here!

The Baron received a truly intriguing spam this morning and he would like to translate it for you.

cairn communicant

Hmm, had to look up what cairn means: a mound of stones piled up as a memorial or to mark a boundary or path. Ah The Baron thinks he's gotten the gist of this one. Cairn communicant = Boob talker

to rent ready to watch a baby just popped

So apparently you can rent a video of a baby popping which The Baron figures is either like that scene in Total Recall or License to Kill where a baby is exploded under low pressure......or, the baby popping refers to baby juice or man batter.

any campaign matter what to swine flu since to Japan A house is equipped with this has been new commercial a measure to be lengthy illness,

What does the swine flu matter, since in Japan (it is implied that the porn in question is filmed there) a house is typically equipped with measures to prevent a lengthy illness. So in essence your farm baby popping bestiality porn is being filmed in Japan so you have nothing to worry about in terms of illness interrupting the filming or contaminating the DVD case.

according from Asahi Ted goes out on Newsnetz-Designs allein im Tumpel

According to
Asahi (a Japanese beer company) Ted goes out on (some gibberish in German) it is translated as: New net Design alone in the Tumpel. So basically Ted, according to a Japanese beer company (who must be sponsoring the porn filming) goes out to look at some new net designs alone in the Tumpel. So they must use the nets to catch dangerous animals (Tumpels maybe?) for the porn stars to have sex with back in Japan at the Asahi brewery.

This sound like an intriguing film!

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