Social security benefit settlements are no laughing matter. The United State's senior population depends on a cut of The Baron's paycheck to help support themselves every month, because they were too lazy or incompetent to save any of their wages during youth and instead plowed their money into investments like tattoos and mini-motorcycles.
And if The Baron falls on hard times in his golden years it comforts him to know that social security will be there to help him pay the bills, if he travels back in time 60 years, instead of moving to Florida.
Anywho, Binder and Binder make sure you get the SS benefits you deserve, no, not Nazi secret police benefits, the money kind.
But judging by his commercial, Charles Binder actually can defend you from Nazis because he's wearing a fucking Indiana Jones hat.
If he was cracking a whip to emphasize his point this guy would be the perfect lawyer. Can you imagine any judge dismissing your suit to fuck Rachel McAdams (when she has dark curly hair only, not blonde) ((because seriously, did you see in Wedding Crashers when she wrinkled the bridge of her nose while she was laughing? My pants felt like a reenactment of one of those diaper commercials where they pour a bunch of liquid to show how absorbent it is)) (((I'm talking about bust if you can't tell))) if you had fucking Indiana Binder here representing you?
I hope he wears that hat in court and uses broad, folksy colloquialisms, while claiming he's just a simple country action-archaeologist and where he's from there's no such thing as attempted, ninja penetration of Rachel McAdams.
So hats off, or rather, hats on to you Charles Binder!
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