Sasha Vujacic is the biggest pussy in the world.

I've been watching some championship basketball lately. Now, you'd think that because I'm a Celtics fan I wouldn't give a damn who wins. Well you'd be wrong. I hate the Lakers with an intense passion and I want to seem them suffer.

But, I don't despise them because they always give the Celtics a tough go of it. I hate the Lakers because they've managed to assemble one of the most despicable rosters in all of major league sports including an alleged rapist and two eurotrash floppists.

I'm not going to delve into what's wrong with Kobe Bryant, except to say that he's not even half as good as MJ, and he bought his way out of a rape charge.

No, instead I'm going to focus on the floppists. The cro-magnon greaseball Pau Gasol and his pussy-ass, parquet polishing crony Sahsa Vujacic.

With Gasol, I'm not even sure where to start. Perhaps his first name. Pau...? Did he forget the "L". Are his parents hippies? Who knows.

Second, what the hell is up with his facial hair / mane combo? The stereotype of the filthy European with long hair and scruff has got to be 4 decades old at this point. It's time to move on.

Honestly, his greasy locks make me want to vomit every time I see this lummox loafing up and down the court like some kind of giant muppet.

And his "beard" if you can even call it that. It looks like he sloppily chugged a bucket of super glue and then blew a yak. Goddamn.

And then there's his actual play. A pokey, slap happy excuse for solid defense and some sort of mutant super power that lets him travel on every possession without the refs noticing. Also, here he is trying to touch Yao Ming's hog.Now on to my most hated player in the NBA and maybe the most despicable person in professional sports, Sasha Vujacic.

Signed by the Lakers 3 or so years ago to fill the role of "pussy, flopmeister with extremely foreign woman's name" (abbreviated PFEFWN on the team's roster). The greasiness of his long, filthy hair combined with his disgusting scruff make Sasha a truly elite douchebag and a valuable memeber of the Los Angeles Lakers.

He plays an especially pathetic brand of grab ass basketball with plenty of uncalled fouling. Occasionally he gets hot shooting 3's while the alleged rapist is triple teamed. But let's be honest, I'm a terrible basket ball player and every once in a while I can drill tre's like fucking Larry Bird so I'm not all that impressed.

Vujacic is famous for flopping just like every other European in the NBA despite the fact that basketball isn't soccer. With Kobe on the court you'd think there'd be a prison shower mentality, but Sasha spends as much time on his back as he does on his feet. Thus, I find Sasha's flopping as baffling as I find it infuriating. A link to an especially egregious flop is included http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/05/vujacics-spectaular-flop-leads-to.html.

In addition, Vujacic is always complaining about one thing or another, sometimes throwing hissy tantrums. In conclusion, Sasha Vujacic is the biggest pussy in the world and I hate him.