Went to drop off a Baron's Best Chocolate Burrito and I saw something in the water. Something that sent a shiver of terror and jealousy down my sack.
A Black Bubble.....
Who in the shit has been using my handicapped turlet?
The Devil?
I mean, have you ever even seen a black bubble before?
Maybe some guy blew a bunch of smoke up his ass with a length of tubing and then rubbed magic bubbles all over his BK and then slowly and carefully farted....right?
Wrong!
When the bubble burst there was no smoke inside, just a foul slick.
The skin of the thing was black! Really black!
This turlet is going to need an exorcism, and thankfully, I'm the pope of poop...
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